About
I'm Raj Desai -- a comedian and writer living in Los Angeles. I've been on late night TV and Comedy Central doing stand-up and I've sold some humor pieces to legitimate entities. I post hopefully humorous items RIGHT HERE!!!Following
“I tell you what, if it’s got Matthew Modine in it, I’ll watch it.” (Guy who makes odd request in compromising on what movie to see)
Quickest way to get fired from job helping people ride ponies — say: “Maybe next you’d like to ride my bologna pony…”
“Health care bill? Who cares? Where are the chicks?” (Senator who’s “too cool 4 school”)
RT @corneezy: Happy holidays NERDS!! i made you all a card. http://svns.in/4u
Excerpt of “NOSTRADAMUS’ WRITINGS ON TV” (1556): “In 2008, Reba will be syndicated on Lifetime, a network for women.”
Excerpt of “NOSTRADAMUS’ WRITINGS ON TV” (1556): “In 1998, Ted Danson will return to prime-time with Becker.”
Excerpt of “NOSTRADAMUS’ WRITINGS ON TV” (1556): “In 2009, the #1 new hit TV show will star someone from Scent of A Woman and Rollerball.”
“Wait, you want me to paint what? That’s the name of the movie?” (Painter who had to paint billboard for “The Squeakquel”)
“Confound this Civil War. The Toyota Camry is America’s #1 selling luxury sedan.” (Abe Lincoln brought back to life 2 star in Toyotathon ad)
“Here r the blueprints 2 ur house. I designed a special room 4 storing Frito’s Bean Dip!” (Architect whose real passion is Frito’s Bean Dip)
