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I'm Raj Desai -- a comedian and writer living in Los Angeles. I've been on late night TV and Comedy Central doing stand-up and I've sold some humor pieces to legitimate entities. I post hopefully humorous items RIGHT HERE!!!
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23 October 11

My College Admissions Essay

When I first applied to college as a senior in high school, I didn’t get into a single college.  I had to wait a whole year and then enroll.  I asked my high school guidance counselor what the problem was and she said it was my admissions essay. 

I dug through some old papers and I found it.  I still don’t see what the problem is with the essay.  I still think it’s pretty good…dare I say, moving.  I’ve reprinted it here.  See for yourself:

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Raj Desai College Admission Essay

1. Who from history would you like to meet and why?

The person I’d like to most meet from history is Marilyn Monroe because I’d like to see if she would be down for a good bone session.  Thank you.  When do I start stupid college? 

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Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh